August 30, 2005

Grow RPG

Here is a short but fun game to play.

Grow RPG

You take turns against the demon villain by dragging the items around the edge into the "grow" area. There is only one combination that will win the game and you have to figure out what order to put them in.

Posted by David at 01:16 PM

August 17, 2005

Etch a Sketch

Now you can waste time by making squarish drawings online.

Have fun with it, but I don't expect you to come up with anything as good as George Vlosich III


Posted by David at 09:36 AM

August 10, 2005

The Early Days of Tech Support

The tech support problem dates back to long before the industrial revolution, when primitive tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to communicate: Tech Support: Fire help. Me Groog Lorto: Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work. Tech Support: You have tinder?

Lorto: Ugh

Tech Support: You have flint and stone?

Lorto: Ugh

Tech Support: You hit them together?

Lorto: Ugh

Tech Support: What happen?

Lorto: Fire not work. Tinder not catch fire.

Tech Support: (sigh) Make spark?

Lorto: Plenty spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work yesterday.

Tech Support: (sigh) You change rock?

Lorto: I change nothing

Tech Support: You sure?

Lorto: Me make one change. Tinder hot yesterday, so today me soak in
stream so not burn Lorto hand. Only small change, shouldn't keep Lorto
from make fire.

*Groog grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*WHAM*

Found Here

Posted by David at 10:41 AM

August 02, 2005

Rio Churrascaria

Sara-Ann and Caleb were nice enough to take me out to dinner last time I visited them. We went to Rio Churrascaria which is a Brazilian steakhouse. Let me tell you, it was fantastic. They give you cards that are red on one side and green on the other. If you have yours on green, they will bring you all types of meat on skewers. They bring out Filet Mignon, Lamb, Chicken, Sausage, Pork Loin, Ribs, bottom sirloin, top sirloin, Picanha (rump steak)... They also give you slices of pineapple rolled in cinnamon which is very refreshing and compliments the meal very well. The added benefit of pineapple is that it contains bromelain, an enzyme that helps in the digestion of proteins. It was a great meal and if you are in the area, I highly recommend. Thanks to Sara-Ann and Caleb for taking me.

Posted by David at 12:31 PM