Well, I was totally taken off-guard this time. I've never had a surprise party before and didn't expect a bunch of friends and family to be waiting for me at the Olive Garden. I'm just glad it wasn't an intervention of some sort. That many people in an enclosed area can be dangerous. They started off by smiling and talking but it soon became evident that I was unable to eat my dinner. I kept trying and they thwarted each attempt.
I just wanted to thank my family and friends for the party. I had a great time.
"In the highest, greenest, airiest valley of all where apricots are grown and the streams have ice floating in them even on the hottest days is the monastery of Oi Dong and the fighting monks Order of Wen. Not much is know about these monks, but it is known that it is always a wonderful spring day in the little valley and the cherry trees are always in bloom." - Terry Pratchett